heartless:

It’s annoying when you are fucking fed up with someone’s shit but you don’t want to start something so you have to pretend like you don’t care

(via mybiggestsecrettt)

simplydalektable:

niqqaniall:

i’m 16 and i still walk up the stairs with my hands how do they expect me to learn algebra

I thought you meant only on your hands and I was like, hell that’s way harder than algebra

(via mybiggestsecrettt)

you know when youre having sex, or giving head, and they whisper fuuuck

yeah thats probably one of the greatest moments in life

(Source: getcrunkonmyjunk, via mybiggestsecrettt)

greekgogurt:

i wish i was an iceberg because icebergs dont have to go to school or have crushes on people they just float around destroying things

(via m-inthesky)